loldodgers:

What if Mike was short for Micycle

(via this--too--shall--pass)

mement0mori:

I’d never hurt you the way you hurt me.

(Source: mementt0mori, via overfierce)

goldenpaint:

i hope you find someone that matches your capacity to love

(via writinganeverendingstory)

‘Temporary’ Names

captainamericacrunch:

justcallmeaphrabehn:

crystallineaffluence:

drferox:

lenacraft:

zooophagous:

drferox:

drferox:

Vet clinics often have litters of kittens to raise. Either they’re too young for a shelter, too sickly, or the clinic intends to adopt them out when they’re big enough. Whatever the reason, nurses often end up raising kittens and giving them ‘temporary’ names. 

The intention of these temporary names is that if you give the kitten a stupid name, you have something to call it other than ‘the middle black male’, but because it’s a stupid name you wont get emotionally attached and end up keeping it. Again. 

Which is how some nurses end up with cats that have names like ‘Flea bus’ and ‘Trash bag’. 

Folks, I succumbed.

I ended up keeping Trash Bag.

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He’s growing fast.

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And getting into trouble

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Happy post number 2500!

Tell Trashbag I love him

We love you Trashbag

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Trash Bag chose Charmander.

I love this

This is my cat Fork

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that cat looks like he knows his name is fork

(via thesalsadolphin)

1kpenny:

teathattast:

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(via thesalsadolphin)

hatin:

hatin:

do you ever get in the mood where you really need to listen to loud music 

(via hellish-daddy)

hatin:

spending money seems like a good idea until it’s all gone

(via hellish-daddy)

hatin:

i miss her so much you know

(via hellish-daddy)

hatin:

If you think i’m rude to you, you’re wrong i’m just brutally honest

(via hellish-daddy)

neckkiss:

“Fuck it” – my final thought before making most decisions.

(via hellish-daddy)

mesopelagic:

i am just, a horrid little beast and i am, going to cause a ruckus

(via redleader)

kimreesesdaughter:

My child: Who became President after Obama?

Me:

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(via awwhecc)

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